What's a guy to do?

 I mean, an unsung part of the IR porn that we all love out here is the black dudes who lay the pipe. Look at these 2 fucking Gods.

 I mean, realistically, what's a schmuck like me supposed to do? How can I honestly compete with black guys like this?

 Could I honestly complain if a gal I liked looked at 2 wrecking balls like this pair and said "Damn, I'd like to try that ride!"

 What do I offer a babe?

 A witty chat over dinner?

 Social Security benefits when I die, prematurely I suppose?

 Good TV remote skills?

 I mean sweet Jesus, why even bother, is what I figure.

 Thank God for Black Cock sluts, sure.

 But thank God for the stallions like these too........