Well, it's Saturday night, and here's another Whiteboy update.

 I am almost out of rum, and too tired to get more.

 Sigh.

 My relationship with Liz is not doing well. Now, a reasonable person would deduce that my interests in booze, interracial porn and black dudes in general probably has something to do with that.

 But reason and me are not friendly.

 I am a master rationalizer, preferring instead to blame Liz herself. She is being more sancimonious than ever thesedays. Better than me, I suppose, and that's downright funny coming from a broad who drinks as much as she.

 Got a VERY pleasant email from Princess Barbie Cummings earlier, thanking me for mentioning her. Trust me all, this lady is the real deal, and a major talent in the industry.

 But alas, my heart belongs to Spring.

 I'm hoping to convince Spring to do an interview for this blog, but time will tell. Glancing through some files I have and there's like 400 pics of her I've got floating around. If I had to guess, I'd say I've probably stroked to her at least 500 times. Yeesh, that's pretty lame.

 But the thing is, thesedays I'd rather spend a night watching Spring or some lesser IR talent take a black pounding than sit at a bar, listening to Liz's bullshit lectures and pontificating.

 "We should talk more" she says.

 "I'd like you to fuck black dudes" I want to say.

 You see? It's pointless!

 And while I'm on the subject of drunken confessions, here's another one. I've used gloryholes before. Porno store nearby, maybe 25 minutes away, might be the last one in the fucking state with actual peep shows and a few have gloryholes bored out between the stalls.

 I've dumped my share of loads there, sure. You can usually find a decent IR loop running on one of the video channels in there, and that's what I do; I get going, put my dick through the hole, and let God-Knows-Who suck me off.

 I've done more, but damnit, this is my blog and I'm tired and not gonna say anymore tonight.....

 And yes, it's STILL Liz's fault our relationship sucks, ha ha.

 Oh Jesus.......