Just thinking, there must be dozens of synonyms for "being drunk".

 shitfaced

 faced

 cooked

 cranked

 shitty

 tanked

 torched

 bombed

 wasted

 buzzed

 two sheets to the wind

 blitzed

 feeling no pain

 feeling good

 baked

 pie eyed

 hammered

 cocked

 crocked

 wrecked

 blotto

 Hmmm.

 I'm gonna work on some right now....