Just read that tv's "The View" is looking for a replacement for Rosie O'Donnell.

 Roseanne Barr is the frontrunner.

 Ho hum...

 Why not take a look at a REAL chick who would pack the viewership in?

 Look, chubby Rosie has already proven that controversy sells. It's all about ratings, right? They're gonna look for another "shocker" type; an outspoken lady to speak her mind, ruffle feathers and whatever else, tune the fuck in.

 Who's more controversial than our own beloved Spring Thomas?

 Ok granted, Barbara Walters and that uptight bitch Hasselbeck might need an occasional EKG or on-site nurse if they signed Spring.

 But talk about gripping television!

 
 Or let's go one better.

 Why not a BCS version of "The View"?

 Spring Thomas.

 Barbie Cummings.

 Sophia. Lexi. Who knows who else, just sitting around a table sitting Red Bull and chatting about the stuff we're REALLY interested in.

 Sex. Music. Movies. Sex. Violence. Sex.

 Fuck man, I'd subscribe to that.