I love YouTube.

It's just the sort of sick, addictive brain-candy that's at the root of this world's demise, and you sort of have to respect that, in a Jerry-Springer-Car-Crash-Watching sort of way.

When I'm not scanning the Internet for the next-new Interracial slut extraordinaire, I can usually be found chilling out at YouTube, watching vids of belly-exposing teenage gals, shaking their asses and giggling precociously with their pals as they shake their asses to R&B hiphop and such.

Sigh.

Life is grand.

I mean, do these sluts have ANY concept of shame? Thankfully not, it seems. Now, YouTube doesn't carry porno "exactly", you can still find some pretty racy "tease" shit out there, and when you boil it all the fuck down, isn't that what my fascination with IR porn really is?

A tease?

Lowest of the low; stroking off, watching grainy videos of slinky teen gals grinding their asses to music I can't understand.

Excuse me, while I go retrieve another jar of Vaseline….