Here are the only three things you need to know about today:

1) I'm not smoking any cigarettes. Quitting again. Hopefully. I just want to feel healthier.

2) The Cleveland Cavs start their season. I'm not gonna lie, the Cavs have always played third-fiddle in my book behind the Indians and Browns. However, they are a Cleveland franchise, and will therefore always have a soft spot in my heart. Really it's LeBron James that interests me more than the team itself. This divine basketball talent has been dropped into our laps, and this season he should be surrounded with the most talent to date. What will he do? How will he forge his legend? There's nothing like watching the truly great discover themselves. We can all learn a lot.

3) I want to find a Bible and read Revelations. I've never done much Biblical study before (never wanted to) but Dan explained to me Revelations is one of the cooler books; with buildup to the apocalypse, and the great epic showdown of good vs. evil. He also said if I could read it, and really make sense of it all, I'd be the first person ever to do so. Sounds to me like it's right up my alley. Now where does one find a Bible...?

"Flanders!"