So the Browns play the steelers this Saturday. Man is it going to be fun. Early Christmas present for all the sane-minded people out there that understand the beauty of Cleveland sports.

I really must say I hate the steelers. I hate them so incredibly rediculously profoundly much.

I mean, my hatred for Michigan football is one thing. But with them it's not as much a hatred as much as I love beating the crap out of them the last game of every season. With the steelers it's different. I feel like the steelers stand opposite to everything that the Browns stand for. And since the Browns stand for goodness and righteousness, the steelers basically represent pure evil.

Seriously how can anyone possibly like the steelers? Even Bengals fans don't piss me off as much as the steel-city faithful do. They think they're big shit cause they won a few titles in the 70's and have owned the abysmal AFC central the last 10 or so years. But what's really so great about that?

The Browns won some titles in the 60's which mean just as much today as all that steel-curtain greatness blah blah blah. The Bill Cower steelers have to be regarded as one of the most disappointing eras for a football team. How many years have they waltzed into the playoffs only to tank it some way or another? I respect him as a coach but hes obviously never going to take them over the top. Let's finally recognize this guy for what he is: a boistrous bridesmaid.

You think he'd make that ugly snarly-face all the time if he had a Super Bowl ring on his finger? I know I wouldn't.

The steelers don't know what they're getting into this weekend when they head into Browns town. Granted, we've been their whipping-boy for the last few years, but they're finally running into a team that believes it will win. In today's NFL, that's all you really need.

I'm not going to go into all the details, but this one feels too too right to me. I'm a man of my hunches, and they rarely lead me astray. Everything has aligned for this game to end in a Cleveland W. It will kill the steelers playoff hopes, and mean absolutely nothing to the Browns besides sweet, sweet satisfaction. (Long overdue.)

X's and O's, dollars and cents, none of that will mean anything come Saturday. In a game of these proportions, we have to look to the football Gods for our final solution; and all signs point to the Browns.

I said in a blog before the season that the Browns had an outside shot at 7 wins this year. They'll have to win their last two games to do it, and that's exactly why they will.

Put away your terrible towels. We already know you're terrible.