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When disaster strikes!

{ 11:46 PM, October 31, 2005 } { Posted in Humor } { 2 comments } { Link }

Over the weekend I saw a lot of people in Halloween dress. I saw doctors and nurses, Dorothy and the Scarecrow, Jesus and the Devil, Luigi, prisoners, people covered in blood and one guy who dressed up as a super sperm. That's not a joke the guy was actually walking around in a sperm suit with a red cape with a chest emblem bearing another sperm wearing a mask and cape. None of what I saw compares to what you're about to see. Now I'm all for Halloween fun, but this? It's just plain sad.

Truly the saddest moment since "The King" fell off that crapper nearly 30 years ago!

It has been said that this picture was shown to Linda Carter right before she signed on to join the cast of the Dukes of Hazzard. The image disturbed her so much that she signed the contract in a clear lapse of judgement and pure Hollywood shyte ensued. The sad part is that I can't tell if this is a man or a woman.

Damn boy, now that's just fucked up. Who knew Spider-Man was so...small?

This loser has got way too much free time on his hands.

Now this one is just plain idiotic and gross. Maybe I just don't get the joke. Afterall everyone knows that sex with farm animals is a scream. Do this guy a favor and put him out of his misery before he becomes a serial killer or some shit. You have the power to prevent a tragedy. Use it!

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Oh my!

{ 12:18 PM, November 1, 2005 } { Posted by Apocryphon }
I don't know whether to be completely amused or completely terrified.

Maybe both...

{ 12:21 PM, November 1, 2005 } { Posted by maddhatt }
Though I'm leaning toward the terrified part myself.