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Spamming for Jesus!

I got this spam email in my box today:

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Hello Friend,

If you die today where will you go ?

This is the most important thing in life.

Without God we have nothing.

Save yourself and the ones you love:

Say, "Oh God, save my soul.  I'm so sorry that I have
sinned against you, but I have come home.  I will
serve you, Lord, the rest of my life.  Deliver me
from all my sinful habits.  Set me free!  I do believe
Jesus died on Calvary for me, and I believe in His
blood, that there is power in His blood to wash away
all my sins, all my sins!"  Say, "Come into my heart,
Jesus; come on in, Jesus.  Come on in!"

If you meant it, He has come.  If you meant it,
Jesus is yours.  Start reading your Bible, pray daily
and believe that somebody's listening; His name is  Jesus.

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That's it. Now my initial instinct is to say wait a minute isn't spamming wrong? At the same time I have to admit that with as many times as I have gotten spam this is the least offensive of all the thousands that we get here at good ole MaDD HaTT every week and most are trying to sell me porn,viagra or entice me to gamble. With all the ills that are out there at the moment why shouldn't someone be using the power of spam to counteract the ill effects of the other spam I just mentioned. There must be a balance to the force and anyone with an email account can tell you that at the moment there just isn't one. I literally receive almost 1000 spam emails a day due to the various websites that I run. Over the last 5 years that's well over 500,000 and just one of those is for the Lord? Sounds like Jesus needs to get some more foot soldiers or at least the ones that he already has should get a little more tech savvy. There is a war going on out there folks and I don't know about you but I'd much rather a kid open up spam talking about God than one asking him if he has trouble getting an erection.