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{ 7:52 AM, June 21, 2006 } { Posted in Humor } { 0 comments } { Link }

- The world is at your hands!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.

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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during
that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. Its more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you dont need special sneakers!

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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10
TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the
brain.

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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The
original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has
been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The
Hot Sex Fairy will visit you within four days of receiving this
message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you dont, then you will never receive good sex again for the
rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your
genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people
you think need sex (who doesnt?). Dont send money, as the fate of your
genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail
in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is
true, even if you are not superstitious

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