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Darling Nikki....

I met this girl Nikki on Myspace. I wasn't really looking to meet anyone but she contacted me and we started writing each other back and fourth. She seemed like a nice person and I guess she still is but I wish she had been more honest with me. She wrote to me and asked if I wanted to call her. Our emails had been going well so I said sure and sent her my cell phone number and home phone and she sent me hers. I called her when I got in later that night and we were having a pretty good conversation until all of a sudden she decided to drop a bomb on me. 6 years ago Nikki was in a car accident and is confined to a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

Call me shallow but jeez what a fucking turn off. She says she didn't tell me because so many people judge her by her chair instead of what kind of person she is inside but I felt tricked. Being in a wheelchair is a huge fucking thing to omit from over 20 emails that 2 people swapped back and forth. She really wanted me or somebody to fuck her and I thought that it just wreaked of desperation but she was so lonely and I couldn't just hang up on her. I stuck it out and it was a pretty good conversation but I just didn't feel it would work out. She emailed me again and I decided to tell her the truth. I felt lied to and thought that she should have mentioned her situation before hitting on me and inviting me to call her. I wrote her back and said we could still be friends but that it was too much for me to handle and that in the future she should be upfront with all the guys she meets online. She disagreed but when we talked she mentioned that she kept getting rejected so I would think that she should consider changing tactics and putting the fact that she is disabled in her profile. Talk about it, be upfront and don't hide anything or she's going to keep sitting there alone waiting for some loser to take pity on her and fuck her.

I'm willing to be judged by all of you out there but I think I make a valid point. If you are on an online dating site and you were missing a leg but otherwise attractive would you be honest and tell people about it in your profile or would just contact the person and get their hopes up and then all of a sudden go "Surprise! I'm missing a leg!"? I'd wager that if you do the latter it won't go over well with most people something I learned the hard way a few years ago so now I put everything out there. Are you broke? Tell them! Live with your Momma? Tell them! If you don't it will bite you in the ass in the end.

Famous quotes...

Life is like riding a bicycle, you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling... -- Claude Pepper

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. -- Doug Larson

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
-- Roald Dahl, (Willy Wonka) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. -- Mark Twain, Letter to Mrs. Foote, Dec. 2, 1887

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine. -- Fritz Perls

Sex

- The world is at your hands!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.

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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during
that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. Its more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you dont need special sneakers!

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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10
TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the
brain.

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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The
original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has
been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The
Hot Sex Fairy will visit you within four days of receiving this
message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you dont, then you will never receive good sex again for the
rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your
genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people
you think need sex (who doesnt?). Dont send money, as the fate of your
genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail
in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is
true, even if you are not superstitious

CALIFORNIA

156 years ago!

This week back in 1850:

You don't know Jack Schitt!!!!