Life In My Empty Nest

Not my work but please enjoy the read:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that congress was going to finally address the illegal immigration issue. Certain people were angry that the U.S. would protect it’s own borders, making it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I understand the thinking behind these protests. Lets say I break into your house. Lets say, when you discover me in your house you insist that I leave; but I say, “I’ve made all the beds, did all the dishes, did all the laundry and swept all the floors. I’ve done all the things you don’t like to do. I’m hard working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, you are required to let ms stay in your house, add me to your family’s insurance plan, educate my kids and provide other benefits to me and my family. (my husband will also do your yard work because he is also hard working and honest, except for that breaking in part)

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call me friends who will picket your house carrying signs proclaiming my right to be there.Its only fair, after all, you have a nicer house than I do and I am just trying to better myself. I’m a hard working and honest person , except for well, you know, I did break into your house. And WHAT A DEAL IT IS FOR ME!

I live in your house contributing a fraction of the cost of my keep; and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of being cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced and bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! SO you can communicate with me.